🚨 NOW HIRING: Professional Tiny Human Negotiator 🚨

aka Registered Behavior Technician (RBT)

📍 Mount Vernon, NY (Home Setting)
💰 $24-$28/hour
🕒 Monday 6:30-7:30 PM | Friday 6:30-7:30 PM | Weekend Flexibility

Do you enjoy: ✅ Being handed invisible food and pretending it's delicious?
✅ Celebrating when someone uses their words instead of their scream?
✅ Getting excited over stickers, bubbles, and successful bathroom trips?
✅ Collecting data like an FBI agent, but with more Goldfish crackers involved?

If you answered "yes," we may have the perfect job for you.

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Your Mission (Should You Choose to Accept It)

As an RBT with LBAPS, you'll:

🦸 Provide 1:1 ABA therapy to awesome kids

🎯 Implement behavior plans designed by BCBAs (the masterminds behind the curtain)

📈 Track data so accurately that spreadsheets shed a tear of joy

🎉 Turn tiny victories into major celebrations

🗣 Help clients build communication, social, and daily living skills

🤝 Partner with families and your clinical team to create meaningful progress

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Desired Superpowers

✔ Active RBT Certification

✔ Experience working with children

✔ Ability to remain calm when someone asks "why?" 47 times in a row

✔ Strong communication skills

✔ Reliable attendance

✔ Can praise enthusiasm levels that seem scientifically impossible

⭐ Bonus Points: Bilingual English/Spanish

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Why You'll Love LBAPS

✅ Flexible scheduling

✅ Supportive BCBA supervision

✅ Career growth opportunities

✅ Consistent cases

✅ Easy-to-use systems

✅ A team that understands that surviving a session where everyone cried is still a win

✅ Unlimited opportunities to become an expert in toy batteries

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Fair Warning:

You may find yourself:

• Singing songs you swore you'd never sing
• Celebrating sitting in a chair for 30 seconds
• Using phrases like "nice job keeping your hands to yourself!"
• Accidentally becoming way too excited about stickers
• Explaining your job at parties and hearing "so... you're basically a superhero?"

Because honestly... kind of.

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Ready to Make a Difference?

Join Licensed Behavior Analyst Professional Services (LBAPS) and help children build meaningful skills while having fun along the way.

📧 Send your resume to: shoshana.b@lbaps.com

LBAPS: Turning small wins into big victories, one sticker at a time. ⭐🦖🫧