Now Hiring: A Professional Calm Person (Yes, That’s a Real Job) | Behavior Technician - Port Chester

 🚨🚨🚨 WE ARE ACTIVELY RECRUITING SOMEONE WHO HAS MASTERED THE ART OF NOT LOSING THEIR COOL. 🚨🚨🚨

🗣️ NOW HIRING: IN-HOME BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN (BT/RBT)

📍 Port Chester, NY 10573
💰 TOP-TIER PAY 💸💸💸
⏰ 25 HOURS/WEEK | AFTER 3:30 PM
🇪🇸 SPANISH SPEAKERS? BONUS POINTS. WE SEE YOU.

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🧘 THE JOB DESCRIPTION: PROFESSIONAL CALM PERSON

Have you ever watched a 7-year-old turn putting on shoes into a 14-round courtroom drama and thought:

"Interesting. We're going to need to approach this differently." ⚖️😭

Can you maintain a neutral facial expression when the session takes an unexpected plot twist?

Can you remain calm when the original plan has officially left the building?

Can you say, "Let's try something different," without your internal monologue sounding like a fire alarm? 🚨

Can you collect accurate behavioral data while simultaneously observing, thinking, adapting, and resisting the urge to dramatically stare into the distance?

CONGRATULATIONS. YOU MAY BE PROFESSIONALLY CALM PERSON MATERIAL. 🏆

We're looking for a RELIABLE, ENGAGING, and CLINICALLY SKILLED BT/RBT for a 1:1 in-home case with a verbal 7-year-old boy who presents with moderate support needs and significant behavioral challenges.

Translation: We need someone who understands that patience isn't just a personality trait. It's a clinical skill. And around here, it deserves its own job title.

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🧠 REQUIRED QUALIFICATIONS: MUST BE CALM UNDER PRESSURE

🧘 PROFESSIONAL EMOTIONAL REGULATION

Your face says, "We've got this." Your nervous system says, "We're working on it." You remain composed, neutral, and supportive even when things get challenging.

🔄 THE ART OF THE PIVOT

The session isn't going according to plan? No dramatic announcements. No panic. Follow the treatment plan, make appropriate adjustments within your role, and keep moving.

📊 DATA COLLECTION WITHOUT THE GUESSWORK

You know the difference between actual data and "I feel like that happened approximately 47 times." We need accurate observations, consistent documentation, and clinical integrity.

🔍 PART-TIME DETECTIVE, FULL-TIME BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN

You observe, identify potential motivators, recognize patterns, and follow the clinical team's guidance. Sherlock Holmes energy, but make it evidence-based. 🕵️

🧠 PATIENCE: PROFESSIONAL-GRADE EDITION

You understand that progress takes time. You don't take challenging behavior personally, you prioritize safety, and you know that consistency matters more than winning an argument with a 7-year-old.

✨ BONUS SKILL: NOT TAKING THE BAIT

You can be warm, playful, engaging, and fun without losing your professional composure.

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💸 THE PERKS ARE PERKING

💰 PREMIUM PAY: Your clinical skills deserve compensation that makes sense. Ask us about the rate. We aren't playing hide-and-seek with the numbers.

⏰ AFTER-3:30 PM SCHEDULE: Not a morning person? Excellent. Your mornings belong to you. Sleep in, romanticize your iced coffee, run errands, or stare dramatically out the window. Your choice. ☕️

📅 25 HOURS PER WEEK: A consistent part-time opportunity for someone looking to do meaningful work without committing to a full-time schedule.

🇪🇸 SPANISH SPEAKERS ENCOURAGED: Bilingual skills are a huge plus! Bring your linguistic excellence to the team.

❤️ MEANINGFUL WORK: Help a young learner develop important skills, build independence, and navigate everyday challenges. The little victories really do matter.

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🚨 THE PROFESSIONAL CALM PERSON APPLICATION DEPARTMENT IS NOW OPEN.

If you're a qualified BT/RBT who brings patience, professionalism, flexibility, clinical knowledge, and the ability to remain composed when the unexpected becomes the expected...

WE WOULD LOVE TO MEET YOU.

Because apparently, being able to stay calm, think clearly, and collect data during a challenging session is a highly specialized talent.

AND WE ARE WILLING TO PAY FOR IT. 💸😭

📲 SEND US A DM WITH:

• Your updated résumé
• Your availability
• Your hourly pay expectations
• Your BT/RBT certification status

📍 REFERENCE: 25-Hour Port Chester Case | NY 10573

Tag that one BT/RBT friend who has the patience of a kindergarten teacher, the emotional regulation of a meditation instructor, and the facial expression of someone who has seen EVERYTHING. 👀

STAY CALM. FOLLOW THE PLAN. COLLECT THE DATA. GET THE BAG. 🧘‍♀️📊💸