🦸‍♀️⚡ ¡¡¡SE BUSCA: UN(A) TÉCNICO(A) DE CONDUCTA (BT/RBT) UN POQUITO LOCO(A), EXTREMADAMENTE INCREÍBLE Y LISTO(A) PARA SALVAR EL DÍA!!! ⚡🦸‍♂️

⚔️🏰🚨 HEAR YE! HEAR YE! THE KINGDOM OF ABA IS IN GRAVE DANGER!!! 🚨🏰⚔️

👑🛡️ WANTED: ONE FEARLESS KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR (BT/RBT) TO SAVE THE KINGDOM!!! 🛡️👑

🐉 DRAGONS? SLAIN. TANTRUMS? MANAGED. DATA? COLLECTED. PAYCHECK? SECURED. 💰⚔️

📍 THE KINGDOM: Port Chester, NY 10573
💰 ROYAL-TIER PAY — The treasury is OPEN! 💸💸💸
⏰ 25 HOURS/WEEK | AFTER 3:30 PM
🇪🇸 SPANISH-SPEAKING KNIGHTS, THE ROYAL FAMILY SUMMONS THEE!

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🚨 ATTENTION, BRAVE WARRIORS OF THE ABA REALM! 🚨

A royal emergency has been declared. 📜

Deep within the kingdom of Port Chester resides a 7-YEAR-OLD PRINCE with a brilliant mind, a powerful personality, and enough determination to challenge the entire Royal Council. 👑😭

One minute, the kingdom is peaceful.

The next?

🐉 The dragon of frustration awakens.

⚔️ The Battle of Putting on Shoes begins.

🏰 The Royal Schedule has been declared UNACCEPTABLE.

And the young prince has officially announced:

"THOU SHALT NOT TELL ME WHAT TO DO." 😭💀

The kingdom's exhausted villagers have searched far and wide for a hero.

AND NOW... THE ROYAL SCROLL HAS LANDED IN YOUR HANDS. 📜✨

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🛡️ THE ROYAL MISSION:

We seek a RELIABLE, HIGH-ENERGY BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN (BT/RBT) to provide 1:1 in-home ABA services to a verbal 7-year-old boy with moderate support needs and significant behavioral challenges.

This is no ordinary quest.

You must possess the patience of a thousand monks, the wisdom of Merlin, and the ability to remain calm when the castle walls are metaphorically crumbling. 🧙‍♂️🏰

YOUR MISSION IS NOT TO DEFEAT THE PRINCE.

Your mission is to help him build the skills to conquer his OWN dragons. 🐉💙

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⚔️ THE FIVE SACRED POWERS OF THE CHOSEN KNIGHT:

🛡️ ARMOR OF INFINITE PATIENCE
When the royal prince declares war on a simple instruction, your composure SHALL NOT FALL. Maintain calm, follow the behavior plan, and protect the peace.

⚡ THE SWORD OF FLEXIBILITY
The session takes an unexpected turn? FEAR NOT! Adapt your approach while following the clinical plan. A true knight does not panic when the dragon changes direction.

📊 THE SACRED SCROLLS OF DATA
Every trial! Every response! Every measurable behavior! DOCUMENTED WITH THE PRECISION OF A ROYAL SCRIBE.

🧠 THE WISDOM OF THE ANCIENT BCBA
Follow the treatment plan, use evidence-based strategies, and heed the guidance of the kingdom's clinical wizard.

🐉 THE DRAGON-TAMING SPIRIT
High energy? Challenging behaviors? Unexpected plot twists?

THOU SHALT NOT FLEE. THOU SHALT REMAIN PROFESSIONAL AND FOLLOW THE SAFETY PLAN. ⚔️😂

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💰 THE ROYAL REWARDS AWAIT THEE!

👑 A TREASURY WORTH FIGHTING FOR!
Competitive, top-tier pay for a knight whose clinical skills are worthy of legend.

⏰ THE ROYAL WORKING HOURS
25 hours per week, with sessions scheduled after 3:30 PM.

No need to rise at the crack of dawn to polish your armor. Your mornings remain YOUR KINGDOM. ☕🏰

📍 A CASTLE CLOSE TO HOME
In-home services in Port Chester, NY 10573.

🇪🇸 BILINGUAL KNIGHTS, STEP FORWARD!
Spanish-speaking applicants are especially encouraged to apply!

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🚨⚔️ BY ORDER OF THE ROYAL ABA COUNCIL, APPLICATIONS ARE NOW OPEN! ⚔️🚨

Do you possess the courage of a lion, the patience of a saint, and the clinical skills of a true ABA warrior?

THEN WHY ART THOU STILL SCROLLING, GOOD SIR OR MADAM?! 😭👑

📲 SEND A ROYAL MESSAGE (DM) CONTAINING:

📜 Your résumé — The scroll of your noble achievements
⏰ Your availability — When you can answer the kingdom's call
💰 Your hourly pay expectations — The gold required for your legendary services

🏰 REFERENCE: THE 25-HOUR PORT CHESTER ROYAL QUEST

⚔️ TAG A FELLOW KNIGHT WHO IS SEARCHING FOR THEIR NEXT NOBLE QUEST!

👑🐉 THE KINGDOM NEEDS A HERO. THE PRINCE NEEDS A CHAMPION. AND YOUR BANK ACCOUNT DESERVES A ROYAL UPGRADE. 💰

🚨 DON THY ARMOR. GRAB THY DATA SHEET. THE QUEST BEGINS NOW!!! ⚔️🏰🔥