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🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS: LOCAL CHILDREN HAVE TOO MUCH ENERGY AND WE NEED BACKUP!!! 🚨🚨

Yorktown Hights, NY

👑 HER MAJESTY IS SEEKING A ROYAL ADVISOR 👑

🚨 ROYAL DECREE FROM YORKTOWN HEIGHTS, NY (10598) 🚨

The Queen of the Castle, age 7, is accepting applications for her next trusted Behavior Technician (BT/RBT).

Before you get too excited, let's be clear:

This young monarch is brilliant, hilarious, very verbal, and capable of delivering a speech worthy of Parliament explaining why your request should be immediately overturned. 👑😂

📍 Yorktown Heights, NY
🕓 After 4:00 PM | 25 Hours/Week
💰 Royal Treasury Approved Compensation

👑 Royal Duties Include:

⚜️ Providing 1:1 in-home support to Her Majesty
⚜️ Remaining calm during passionate royal debates
⚜️ Surviving negotiations that somehow last longer than Brexit
⚜️ Helping a wonderful child build skills, confidence, and independence

👑 You May Be the Chosen One If:

✅ You have the patience of a saint and the diplomacy of a United Nations ambassador

✅ You can hear "But technically..." and not immediately surrender

✅ You understand that when a 7-year-old says, "I have a proposal," you're probably about to enter a legally binding treaty

✅ You genuinely care about helping kids succeed

👑 Royal Benefits:

🌅 Your mornings belong to you. Sleep in. Brunch. Rule your own kingdom.

🗣️ English & Spanish speakers are highly favored by the Crown. ¡Te necesitamos!

💙 Supportive BCBA guidance. No knight fights alone.

💰 Top-tier pay worthy of your service to the realm.

⚠️ Warning: This position may result in uncontrollable laughter, improved negotiation skills, and being outsmarted by someone who still can't legally drive.

📲 Send your resume, availability, and pay expectation today. Mention the 25-Hour Yorktown Heights Royal Assignment (10598).

👑 The Queen is accepting audiences now. Apply before another loyal subject claims the throne-side seat. 👑😂

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