🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS: A 6-YEAR-OLD HAS SUCCESSFULLY TAKEN CONTROL OF THE ENTIRE LIVING ROOM. AUTHORITIES ARE BAFFLED. 🚨🚨

🔥 NOW HIRING: BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN (BT/RBT)

Part-Time Child Negotiator | Full-Time Problem Solver | Professional Tiny Human Strategist

📍 Rye Brook, NY 10573 💰 Excellent Pay ⏰ 25 Hours Per Week | After School Hours 🇪🇸 Spanish-Speaking Candidates Strongly Preferred

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🚨 WE HAVE A SITUATION.

Somewhere in Rye Brook, a very intelligent, very determined 6-year-old has decided that schedules are merely suggestions.

Transitions have become diplomatic negotiations.

Bedtime is a debated policy issue.

And being asked to clean up THREE toys has somehow evolved into a 45-minute strategic planning meeting.

Parents have requested backup.

The BCBA has prepared the plan.

The data sheets are loaded.

The reinforcers are standing by.

But we're still missing one very important thing...

👉 YOU.

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🧠 ABOUT YOUR FUTURE CLIENT

👦 6-year-old verbal learner

🏠 In-home ABA services

⚡ Moderate support needs

📈 Lots of opportunities for skill building

🎭 Possesses the negotiation skills of a veteran diplomat and the confidence of someone who's never paid a bill in their life.

This young gentleman can spot hesitation from approximately three zip codes away.

You say:

"Time to start homework!"

He says:

"Let's revisit that idea next quarter."

You say:

"First work, then iPad."

He says:

"I'd like to explore alternative payment options."

You say:

"Let's use our coping skills."

He says:

"I'll have my representatives review the proposal."

😭😭😭

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🔥 WHO WE'RE LOOKING FOR

🧘 THE PATIENCE OF A ZEN MASTER

If you hear "No" 37 times before lunchtime, you remain calm, professional, and focused.

🕵️ THE CURIOSITY OF A DETECTIVE

You naturally ask:

What triggered that behavior?

What's reinforcing it?

What skill should we teach instead?

Why is there a sock in the refrigerator?

Some mysteries may remain unsolved.

📊 THE DATA COLLECTION SKILLS OF A SCIENTIST

Frequency?

Recorded.

Duration?

Documented.

ABC Data?

Collected.

Random life crisis?

Please complete documentation first.

⚡ THE ENERGY OF SOMEONE WHO ACTUALLY ENJOYS WORKING WITH KIDS

Creative.

Engaging.

Fun.

Able to turn skill-building into an adventure.

Capable of making learning feel like play.

🛡️ THE COMPOSURE OF A PROFESSIONAL

When challenges happen, you stay calm.

When plans change, you adapt.

When chaos attempts to win, you politely remind chaos who's collecting the data.

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💰 LET'S TALK ABOUT THE GOOD STUFF

💸 COMPETITIVE PAY

We're looking for great clinicians and believe great clinicians deserve great compensation.

Your experience matters.

Your skills matter.

Your caffeine budget matters.

⏰ AFTER-SCHOOL HOURS

Mornings are yours.

Coffee can be enjoyed while it's still hot.

Your alarm clock can finally stop acting like your personal enemy.

🏡 ONE-ON-ONE IN-HOME CASE

One client.

One treatment plan.

One opportunity to make a meaningful impact.

No fighting for parking.

No giant clinic crowds.

Just quality ABA services and meaningful progress.

🇪🇸 SPANISH SPEAKERS ENCOURAGED TO APPLY

Spanish-speaking candidates are highly valued and strongly preferred for this case.

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✅ IDEAL APPLICANTS ARE:

✔ Reliable

✔ Patient

✔ Energetic

✔ Compassionate

✔ Professional

✔ Great with kids

✔ Able to follow behavior plans

✔ Comfortable collecting data

✔ Looking to make a real difference

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🚨 FINAL EMERGENCY ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨

If you've ever looked at a challenging behavior and thought:

"Interesting... I wonder what function that's serving?"

instead of:

"I should probably move to another planet."

Congratulations.

You might be exactly who we're looking for.

📲 Apply today!

Please send:

📄 Resume

📅 Availability

💰 Hourly rate expectations

🧠 ABA experience and certifications

📍 Rye Brook, NY 10573 25 Hours Per Week | After School

🔥 The pay is paying. 📊 The data is data-ing. 🧩 The treatment plan is treatment-plan-ing.

And somewhere in Rye Brook, a very confident 6-year-old is currently convinced he's in charge of everything.

Let's respectfully challenge that theory. 😎🔥